why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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