yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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