There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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