Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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