Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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