Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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