Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
