Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
