we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm at about main and main street
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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