people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
