it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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