That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
tell me about the fingering
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