Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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