She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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