Sponge bath it is.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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