some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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