and next time when you feel me up, do it right
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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