Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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