fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have aggressive nipples.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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