college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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