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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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