i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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