So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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