you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Farmville is her only friend.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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