Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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