The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He called his prostate his "boner button".
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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