we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
