im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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