Need sex. Gaining weight.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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