What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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