Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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