is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Alive.
So much puke
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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