I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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