Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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