i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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