Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.