Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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