haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
