so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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