you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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