he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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