? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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