You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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