i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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