she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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