office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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