matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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