he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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