Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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