i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Will exercising make me less horny?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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