So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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