this boner is exhausting
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too high and old for this...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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