how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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