So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
