ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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