Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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